Meet the denizens of the distillery below!
They Whom Take Careth of Things

He whom maketh spirits
Vince, The Keeper of the Distillery.
Other duties include Grinder of the Grains, Maker of the Mash, Master of the Still, Wielder of the Mop, Filler of the Bottles, Writer of the Labels, Filer of the Paperwork (and more paperwork), Greeter of Customers, Conductor of the Nickel Tour, and everything else that needs to be done that Donna doesn’t do.
Favorite Quote: “It’s just a flesh wound!”

She whom maketh Art
Donna, Artist in Residence
She wears many hats, including Caretaker of the Castle and Counter of Magic Beans, and everything else that needs to be done that Vince doesn’t do.
Favorite Quote:”It simply isn’t a story worth telling if there aren’t any Dragons in it”

Most Holey Knight
Sir Lea Kaslot
His duties include greeting and participating in
photo ops with our customers, and other PR related activities.
Favorite Quote: “Bring me a Shrubbery!”
(he already has one, but you can never have too many shrubberies!)

The Dragon
Betty
Betty’s duties include Protection of the Dragon’s Gold and the Guardianship of the Distillery. Betty is the type of dragon that will toast and eat you and ask questions later
Favorite Quote: “If you can’t take the heat, don’t tickle the Dragon”

Most Toasted Knight
Sir Char D’Alot (also known by his close friends as Steve)
His duties (or follies, as we call them) are to taunt and provoke the dragons without any cares to the consequences of his actions.
Favorite Quote: “Badges?? We don’t need no stinking badges!”

She whom is called Sylvie
She loves pouring drinks and conversing with the magical creatures stopping by the distillery.
favorite quote “There’s no such thing as too much glitter!”

The Whiskey Troll
Usually found lurking in the rest room of the distillery, good old Castillostench the troll can be heard running water and making odd noises.
favorite quote “Go Away!”

Gnome Man is alone
Chompsky is usually found next to the hobbit hole at the distillery. He is very mischievous and should be avoided. Please don’t feed the Gnomes!
favorite quote “To Gnome me is to love me”